My only resolution every New Year’s day is to avoid making resolutions.
Most people fail to realize goals, not because of a lack of resolve or will, but because circumstances are not aligned and they haven’t found a path of lesser resistance.
Be like water; water always finds a way.
Exploring the Philosophy of Food and Wine 
And yet you’ve already failed to keep your resolution, Dwight…:-D
Thankfully, irony is not dead.