Roast the Algorithms; Then the Vegetables

roast the algorithmWe live under the regime of instrumental reason—the worldview that treats everything as a means to something else, preferably something quantifiable. What is the value of a tomato? Depends: yield per acre, shelf stability, revenue per SKU. Pleasure? It’s a rounding error. Wonder? A charming inefficiency. This is the logic that colonizes our calendars, our commutes, our playlists, and our meals. Which is why the kitchen—properly understood—is not just a room where we heat things. It’s a site of resistance, a small republic of ends-in-themselves.

Instrumental reason wants clarity of purpose and speed of execution: inputs, outputs, and key performance indicators. The tomato is there to meet macronutrient quotas; the dinner is fuel; the social gathering is networking. But cooking takes time (not just clock-time, but  attention-time as well), and attention has a way of changing the object. Slice an onion slowly and you discover that “onion” is too blunt a category. Its sugar steeps into the oil and the oil shifts its tone. Turn heat low, and the calendar loosens its grip. Suddenly the point is not to “get through dinner” but to let something unfold—an end without an extrinsic end.

The point is not anti-reason; it’s anti-reduction. Culinary reason is practical, sensuous, and thick with tacit knowledge. You don’t “apply a heat unit,” you listen for the pitch of a sizzle; you don’t optimize viscosity, you feel when the risotto pulls like warm silk; you don’t maximize the ROI of basil, you notice how three leaves (not four) settle the sauce’s brightness. This is reason expanded, not abandoned. Judgment trained by repetition, memory, and micro-perception—an intelligence that can’t be compressed into a macro.

Think of instrumental reason as a logic that only accepts the imperative mood: do, achieve, convert. Cooking expands the logic to include the “If only”  and the subjunctive: what if… could we… just enough… It is exploratory rather than merely extractive. Fermentation is exemplary: we collaborate with microorganisms; we wait; and we adjust. There is no “fast kimchi.” The practice draws us into relation—with time, with matter, with other beings—such that the value of the activity is not detachable from the doing. That’s what makes cooking a counter-practice. It rehabilitates intrinsic ends in a culture obsessed with throughput.

Pleasure is not the enemy of seriousness; it’s the portal. Pleasure, understood generously, is attention rewarded—our nervous system’s way of saying “stay with this.” The sweetness of a carrot grown in good soil is not merely a gustatory fact; it is a compact history, sunlight made legible. When we taste carefully, we don’t merely register, we recognize: we assemble patterns (acidity as lift, bitterness as frame, fat as carrier), and in that assembly, we think. Pleasure, wonder, and intellectual engagement are not separate lanes in the kitchen; they weave together. If “seriousness” means refusing that weave, then seriousness has become unserious.

Of course, food can be folded back into the device paradigm: meal kits that mimic cooking from  scratch; “smart” appliances that promise frictionless cuisine; productivity apps for mise en place. (The fantasy is always the same: culinary results without culinary relations.) But the power of an omelet is not an essence; it’s a relation between egg, heat, hand, and hunger. The more we insulate ourselves from those relations, the more we trade away not just flavor, but the capacities—patience, discrimination, responsiveness—that protect us from the narrow calculus of means and ends.

There is also a civic stake. A table is a small public: you submit to timing, share scarcity, and apportion attention. Hospitality breaks the logic of equivalence (“you owe me”) and replaces it with generosity (“eat first, argue later”). In a world managed by dashboards and chatbots, this is mildly subversive. Invite people over. Cook more than you need. Distribute the best piece to someone else. It’s not an efficiency; it’s a judgment about what a life is for.

Here is a brief manifesto. Cook slowly when you can; quickly, but attentively, when you must. Treat recipes as propositions, not orders. Let ingredients keep some of their accent. Taste throughout to discover, not to confirm. Refuse the notion that the value of dinner lies elsewhere than in fitness, status, or social media content. If instrumental reason reduces the world to usable objects, cooking restores it as a field of meaningful relations. You can call that leisure, or care, or art-in-action. I call it the everyday practice by which ends stop fleeing into the future and take a seat, steaming, right in front of you.

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