From the “I Didn’t Know I Needed This” File

Scientists are always coming up with stuff I couldn’t have imagined.

A new gadget is designed to get people drunk INSTANTLY.The makers claim, however, that the ‘harm’ is limited, because you sober up equally rapidly.

The alcohol is delivered via an aerosol spray, so people feel briefly drunk, then sober up…Two American scientists designed the device – a small spray that gives you that instant drunk sensation from less than a drop of alcohol. The feeling lasts just seconds – but when it fades, you are sober and able to carry on with your day.

This gives new meaning to the idea of a coffee break.

If I wanted to get drunk, I don’t think a few seconds would be quite satisfying. But maybe a couple hits while your boss (or spouse) is haranguing you might improve your day.